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Tuesday, 29 March 2011

An exploration into the Yorkshire dialect

Flat caps, pints of bitter and roll-ups - what comes to mind? Yorkshire speakers have; ever since I can remember; been stereotyped in such a way that suggests country pubs, rolling hills and the villages of ‘God’s own country.’

Due to my proud heritage as a Yorkshireman, the county’s rich and diverse range of dialects greatly interest me. But how much truth can be taken from these stereotypical representations, and how is the mentality of the North encoded through speech?

‘Yorkshire wisdom’ is a term that continually crops up alongside the country’s perception of the Northern constituent. The idea that Yorkshire folk know best is all too common, leading to the suggestion that this wisdom is embedded in their unique phrases and idioms.

The wealth of this unique dialect is expressed predominantly through older generations, my Grandmother being a prime example of the Yorkshire wisdom. On visiting her, a whole host of rich dialect sayings are often exchanged - with most being truly fascinating. “He’ll stand ‘egg under ‘cap” is one of my personal favourites, meaning someone who is easily fooled. It almost denotes the fact that the subject in question would literally place an egg on their head if commanded to, due to their gullible nature - a wonderful idiom.

But what are the roots of these sayings? The environment of the Yorkshireman goes a long way in shaping many of the phrases that are found in the dialect. In regard to my Grandmother’s term, the idea of a ‘cap’ harks back to the traditional farmer’s flat cap. Connotations of the countryside are also drawn through ‘egg,’ bringing to mind the rural farmlands of the county. So embedded in Yorkshire terms, these environmental factors do seem to be key - another example being the humorous idiom “were you born in a field?”  As well as presenting the values of common sense that are etched into the Yorkshire way of thinking, this saying holds a subtle command to close a door that is left ajar. It also sarcastically hints at the fact the recipient of the utterance isn’t aware of the practise of closing doors.

The imbedded procedure of ellipsis (omission of words) and elision (omission of syllables) is also a fascinating implication of the Yorkshire dialect, with abbreviated utterance forms being the norm in local speech patterns. A common example of this being “I’m off t’ shop,” which replaces “to the” with one sharp syllable. It simultaneously combines both of the proposed dialect features, whilst still clearly conveying the intended information through an abbreviation. Speech such as this reinforces the ‘straight to the point’ attitude of Yorkshire speakers, bred from a more laconic lexicon where by a lot of information is expressed through very few words. This taciturnity is a great skill, yet a simple feature which helps form the identity of Yorkshire speakers - allowing for easier and snappier exchanges.

The modern media also shapes the perception of Yorkshire speakers as well as being a strong factor towards echoing their mentality. Comedic performances in sketch shows which instigate humour through the dialect and its unique features, such as Harry Enfield’s character George Integrity Whitebread, light heartedly mock ‘Yorkshire-isms’ whilst reinforcing the idea that the county’s residents have an honest and seemingly unchallengeable point of view. Whitebread’s catchphrase - “I say what I like, and I like what I bloody well say” doesn’t just represent Yorkshire dialect through the informal adjective ‘bloody,’ but raises the stereotypical assumptions that the folk up North know best… or at least we think we do.

In addition, advertising also plays a large part in emphasising this mentality with the likes of the Yorkshire based broadband company - Plusnet. Slogans at the end of each advert such as “a call centre down t’ road” and “good honest broadband from Yorkshire” once again channel typical Yorkshire dialect into the language, as well as suggesting a sense of pride about being from the region.

Although a proud heritage surrounds Yorkshire and its speakers, some linguists fear that as the modern age approaches, regional dialects may become increasingly diluted through the rise of ‘Standard English’. Martyn Wakelin, author of ‘discovering English dialects’, is among the sceptics who believe that local identities revolving around speech are dying out.

Wakelin stated that regional dialect “is being eroded” and “is best preserved within rural areas, particularly among older generations.” Does this mean then that when our most aged relatives (who hold this seemingly undying wisdom) depart this life, will Yorkshire and other English dialects slowly pass out of usage? I for one hope not, because dialect determines our identity and ultimately represents who we are. Or as my Grandmother would say, “we nowt wi’ out ‘r roots.” 

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Top 10 - Recurring characters from The Simpsons

The Simpsons - a show that has encapsulated the cartoon loving audience on mainstream television since 1989, still to this day churning out over twenty episodes a year. It has generated some of the most loveable characters ever on a fictional level, with the likes of new arrivals being annually added to the cast. Star studded cameos also grace the town of Springfield from time to time, and how could you forget the protagonists amidst all of the action - the Simpsons family themselves. Now into its 22nd season on our screens, will it ever end? I for one hope not.

I will be leaving all of the core members of the Simpsons family behind for this countdown, only including regular characters on the show who don't make up the terrific five-some. But before I begin the definitive Top 10, I'll give you a brief run through (from 20 to 11) of the characters who just missed out on a place on my list. Here we go...

20. Hans Moleman
19. Chester "Snake" Turley
18. Barney Gumble
17. Krusty the Clown
16. Waylon Smithers
15. Principal Seymour Skinner
14. Moe Szyslak
13. Milhouse Van Houten
12. Grandpa Abraham Simpson
11. Groundskeeper Willie

And now for the Top 10...

10. Chief Clancy Wiggum

This loveable cop from the Springfield Police Department generally humours me. His docile approach to the job in hand is what makes the character funny. I'm also pretty sure that he never attended career training when he was younger, due to him knowing nothing about his role as chief of police.

What he'd probably say: "Don't move, I have a doughnut and I'm not afraid to use it."

9. Gil Gunderson

Being a constantly unsuccessful salesman who tries his hand at any job attempting to sell things to earn money - Gil pops up from time to time in the Simpsons, sporting a different career path on each occasion. His combination of bad luck, lack of self esteem and poor sales technique means Gil has yet to strike it rich on the show. You will have your time Gil, you will have your time.

What he'd probably say: "Ah, I shouldn't o' said that. Oh, old Gil's gone and done it again."

8. Charles Montgomery Burns

The multi-billionaire dollar owner of Springfield nuclear power plant's hatred to all others and need for global domination makes for a very entertaining character. His age in also an issue on the show, with nobody actually knowing quite how old he is. I think that he'll live forever. But if not, definitely forever in our hearts. Love you Monty.

What he'd probably say: "Excellent."

7. Ned Flanders

Owner of the Leftorium (a shop selling items exclusively for left handed people) and Homer's next door neighbour, Flanders is Springfield's resident bible basher. The irony of his devotion to God entwined with his terribly bad fortune creates a humorous persona, and one everyone has to love. His crazy choice of vocabulary also amuses me, "diddly" and "doodly" being my personal favourites. He tries so hard to be nice to Homer, getting nothing back in return. I wonder how much more hidden anger he can hold in before he explodes?

What he'd probably say: "Hi diddly doodly friend... diddly."

6. Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson

Lenny and Carl - Homer's work colleagues at the Springfield nuclear power plant. The reason they are so high on my list is because of the fact that in almost every scene that they appear in, they're together. And I find that very funny. But don't ask me why, it just is. Also their surnames are pretty much the same as their first names, which is also amusing.

What they'd probably say: "Hey Homer." "See you around Homer."

5. Superintendent Gary Chalmers

Principal Skinner's superior at Springfield Elementary School always seems to pop up as Skinner is either doing something inappropriate, or hilarious. My favourite memory of Chalmers involves the 'steamed hams' episode in which Skinner claims to have the Aurora Borealis contained in his kitchen. The Superintendent should definitely be in the show more often.

What he'd probably say: "SKINNER!"

4. Ralph Wiggum

There's not much to say about Ralph. He is just so much fun, and I can't help but laugh at everything he says. The epitome of obliviousness.

What he'd probably say: "My daddy says I'm special."

3. Nelson Muntz

Unless he's centrally involved in a particular episode, Nelson only ever does one thing - and that's to laugh at other characters' expense. Any time a character on the show makes a fool of or hurts them self, you can be sure that Nelson will pop out to from somewhere to laugh - whatever the circumstance or location. It's his only selling point really, but a good one to have.

What he'd probably say: "Ha ha!"

2. Comic Book Guy

The overweight and sarcastic owner of The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop narrowly 'squeezes' into the penultimate spot on my list. Real name Jeff Albertson, Comic Book Guy arouses audience laughter through his spew of sarcasm on nerdy topics such as Sci-Fi films and superheroes. As most of my favourite characters in the Simpsons do; Comic Book Guy pops up randomly, often pessimistically reflecting on a previous occurrence. He doesn't seem to ever have any friends either, adhering to another of the many nerdy stereotypes. Poor Comic Book Guy.

What he'd probably say: "Best blog ever."

1. Troy McClure

Hi I'm Adam Sharp, you may remember me from such Top 10 lists as "Ways people annoy me on Facebook," "Television Panel Shows" and "Hilarious question from Yahoo Answers." Yes, I'm referring to the washed up actor that is Troy McClure. On his arrival to any scene on the show, Troy will usually refer to all of his starring roles in hilarious film and television titles. This makes for such a character which is only really there to pitch the quirky and imaginative side of the show's creators. But gosh, Troy most certainly does make me chuckle. And that's why he is my number 1. Maybe he can go on and get some work off the back of this accolade.

What he'd probably say: "Hi I'm actor Troy Mclure, you may remember me from such films as..."


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Saturday, 19 March 2011

Top 10 - Celebrity appearances in James Corden's Comic Relief 2011 sketch

Today I bring to you an exclusive Top 10, especially for Comic Relief. Even with hundreds of funny moments in 2011's charity evening, one particular part of the event stood out as being beyond hilarious. This being James Corden's side splitting sketch involving a meeting with more than a few familiar faces, with Corden playing as his 'Gavin and Stacey' born character - Smithy. Here's my pick of the stars that showed up on the night, including a stand-out quote about or from each of the Top 10.


10. Kiera Knightley


"Everybody knows that tears are the first rule of a good Comic Relief film."


9. Rupert Grint and Tom Felton


Rupert: "These kids live in such poverty, that the words Hogwarts and Quidditch mean nothing to them."


8. JLS


Sing 'Everybody in Love'


7. Tom Daley


Smithy: "Tom, do you ever wear any clothes?"


6. Rio Ferdinand


"I've won the Champions League, the Premier League a few times. I was being humble!"


5. Sir Paul McCartney


"People don't like tubbies in Africa."


4. Justin Bieber


"I love you Smithy."


3. Gordon Brown


"I have been thinking about doing a duet with JLS."


2. Ringo Starr


Paul: "And I am the last remaining Beatle."
Ringo: "What about me?"


1. George Michael


"Such a pair of closet bummers, it's ridiculous."




Other famous faces in the sketch included: Lenny Henry, Richard Curtis, Dermot O'Leary, Davina McCall, Lord Sebastian Coe, Roger Lloyd Pack, Lord Robert Winston, Richard Madeley and Clare Balding.


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Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Top 10 - Television Panel Shows

This week I'm bringing the weekly Top 10 back to the sofa and focusing on television once again. It is the life blood of the modern generation and the panel show as a comedy/TV love child has raced onto the scene at an alarming rate in the 21st century, taking viewers by storm and encapsulating an ever returning audience. So without further ado, here are my Top 10 television panel shows...


10. Would I Lie To You?


Knowing me, I probably would. Fortunately, that wasn't a question - it's the the name of the number ten panel show on my list. 'WILTY' as I will now fondly refer to it as; is a programme featuring celebrity guests who either have to lie through their teeth with ridiculous tales or pretend to make ridiculous tales seem like lies when in fact they are actually the truth. So in the Layman's terms, the concept is simple - is the story a lie or the truth? There is no need to answer that question either by the way. It wasn't quiet rhetorical, but it definitely wasn't directed at you. 'WILTY' offers a couple of laughs for an evening in front of the television, but isn't exactly anything revolutionary. And that's why it isn't my number 1. Next!


9. The Bubble


Hosted by David Mitchell, 'The Bubble' presents three minor celebrities (usually comedians) who have been locked in confinement for a week with no access to the internet, television or radio. In short - no media coverage. They are then brought back to a studio, in which Mitchell asks them various questions regarding the week's news through a multiple choice system. As in most quiz type panel shows, none of the guests take it very seriously; playing primarily for humour; and in the end the winner never really deserves the accolade. I haven't seen the show on the air for a good few months now due to its probable decommissioning. But in my eyes, it was a minor success and well worth a watch.


8. A Question of Sport


The sports quiz panel show in which Sue Barker and regular team captains - rugby mad Matt Dawson and chirpy cricketer Phil Tufnell send 'At the Races' to the cleaners. A well rounded and 'sports icon big' programme brings together the best in the industry for twelve rounds of intense and sweaty quizzical conundrums. The contestants in this one (all being either current or ex sports men and women) actually take the show seriously, spewing out specific knowledge that I had no idea existed. Obviously being heavy on one particular field means 'QOS' isn't to everyone's taste, but I enjoy if for its perfect mix of meaty sports nourishment and humorous banter. They may have just hit a hole in one.


7. 8 out of 10 Cats


Jimmy Carr's perilously close to unairable stance on comedy, this time sets its beady eyes on the world of Friday night panel shows. In '8 out of 10 Cats,' celebrities (who would have guessed it) clamber into the lime light in response to current affairs and quirky statistics. Thankfully Carr's foul mouthed repetitious is shunned by a moderately light hearted approach to comedy in this show, making for a very comfortable evening viewing. It is however a long running concept which is in my view coming to a slow end. As competing shows arrive with fresh ideas, cats seems to be lying at the sidelines struggling to come up with anything new. Shamefully meowing at number 7, it seems to have honourably run its course.


6. Whose Line is it Anyway?


Again, this is not another question but the title of the hilariously imaginative improvisation show. 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' brings together the greatest physical comedians in the business, with a plot line waiting to explode. In each episode, audience members get to choose many of the scenarios that the comedians in turn have to act out. The unplanned nature of the programme is what makes it so terrific, with the sound effects round sending me into stitches every time. The US version is undoubtedly more exhilarating than its British counterpart, but both are more than definitely worth a watch. I cannot justify through words how funny this programme can be. Watch it if you get a chance.


5. Shooting Stars


'Shooting Stars' presents Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer in the quintessentially odd panel show featuring current score keeper Angelos Epithemiou and captains Ulrika Jonsson and Jack Dee. Its twisted approach to comedy is what clinches 'Shooting Stars' fifth place in the list, reinforced by Angelos' dead pan and combustible persona as the hilarious points hoarder. A slice of Reeves' and Mortimer's world is essentially what you get with the show, and half an hour is all you really need before finding yourself fixated to the screen in a daze of confusion. Some of the antics they pull have no real meaning or explanation and in saying that, I still haven't quite worked out what Matt Lucas' previous score keeper character (George Dawes) actually signified. An overweight five foot baby dressed in a sleep suit whilst playing drums was all a little too much for my mind to comprehend.


4. The Big Fat Quiz of the Year


After Christmas is over, and the whole family seems to be down in the dumps with the realisation that a return to work is just around the corner, there is one reprieve - that being the gloriously exciting 'Big Fat Quiz of the Year.' 'BFQOTY,' which as an abbreviation I admit looks laughably stupid, gives Jimmy Carr his headline gig of the television calender with the help of a panel consisting of three comedic duos (basically Noel Fielding, that guy out the IT Crowd, Jonathan Ross when he's not in jail and a few others). It lasts ages, is a great watch and brings back to life some of the forgotten memories of the previous year. It should be seasonal tradition to watch it.


3. Never Mind the Buzzcocks


Never mind watching anything else, let's get on to never minding those Buzzcocks! This show gives music a new identity and I genuinely think every round is my favourite. The differing guests and hosts from week to week give the programme a new spin on every episode, making it so unique in the way the producers have decided to present the show. Noel Fielding has become part of the furniture as a team captain on Buzzcocks, as has opposing leader Phil Jupitus. Both have differing comedic approaches, which respectively work impeccably. The last series of the show was my favourite by some margin and in all honesty, it can only get better. Roll on more musical mayhem please.


2. Mock the Week


'Mock the Week' is undoubtedly the most popular panel show out there at the moment, or at least was a year or two ago. Even after Frankie Boyle's untimely departure from the programme, it still maintained its humour and wit - replacing Boyle with a whole host of new and hilarious talent. Careers for some of the guest on 'MTW' have been made from appearing on the show and the thorough bred talent we see on our screens in recent episodes is comedic gold. The rounds are formulated to suit all of the guest's styles and the final stage of the show (in which comedians comment on a particular 'scene we'd like to see') almost always raises the roof through laughter. You can't mock it, you can only applaud it.


1. QI


Stephen Fry's masterpiece of intellect and humour breaths new life on to the television panel show. It is hard to explain the interest I have in 'QI,' because it interests me so much. It not only teaches me new and different things, it also provides me with the laughs (primarily thanks to Alan Davies) that I expect from all other shows of the same ilk. The concoction created through these two fundamentals intertwined make for an unmistakably fascinating programme. Bravo QI, bravo.


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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Top 10 - Ways people annoy me on Facebook

Facebook - the social networking hub of the world. Almost everybody uses it (including me), and it seems that most people's lives revolve around the site. Unfortunately I tend to get annoyed quite easily, and Facebook proves no exception. So if you partake in any of these ten on the site, I don't resent you for it. I probably just find you really annoying...


10. People who attempt to spell using sophisticated language or grammar and fail


I have no problem with people mis-spelling or using bad grammar for obvious abbreviation or humour, but it's the ones who try to be clever and miraculously fail who destroy my hopes and dreams for the world's next generation. Or even worse; the idiots who have the cheek to correct someone's poor language use, then make a blunder themselves in the following exchange. I once witnessed a person on Facebook correcting someone and then using, and I quote, the word 'grammer' to point out that they had made a GRAMMAR mistake. It made me die a little inside.


9. People who talk about their sex lives


This one doesn't happen so much, but when it does, I think I am safe in saying that everyone is thinking the same thing as me - "we don't care". If you want to publicise your bedroom conquests, then upload your home movie to Porn Hub. No sex films on Facebook though please, I think you'll find that might be a little inappropriate.


8. People who moan about their problems


Stereotypically done by girls, an extension of this point involves a very vague status emphasising that there is something wrong. Then when a friend asks what is wrong (wait for it), the subject says "it doesn't matter". What now? Sometimes it's always better to see a councillor than hit your friends with the sob story if you're not going to share. And Frankly, I don't care. I come to Facebook to socialise, not mourn for your tragic split ends.


7. People (usually guys) who take photos of themselves topless


Okay I admit I have done this once before in the past when I was very naive. But in my defence, it never became my profile picture. The past is the past and therefore I shall not dwell on this point too much. It shall only be said that vain topless photography annoys me, and that it's nice you've taken the time to keep fit. Now put your shirt on you poser.


6. People who tell everyone that they are going on holiday


Okay, let me just write down your address so I can be sure that nobody will be in when I attempt to break into your house. This annoys me because it's so damn stupid. Yes, let your close friends know that you're going on holiday but don't tell everyone on Facebook. You can never be too sure who your friends are.


5. People who have a profile picture of a car


I'm pretty sure you're not actually a car. But your name is Optimus Prime. Hmmm...


4. People who post statuses every few minutes


When people do this, it's usually a constant drivel of useless information and unrelated crap. It's very annoying and is statistically one of the major reasons users tend to unfriend you. I'm really not surprised.


3. People who pretend to be ill and are miraculously very active online


As far as I'm concerned, if you are unable to get to work, school or college through illness - you should be in bed asleep or at the sink being sick. So therefore people who have a field day on Facebook while I've been working my balls of at college, while sometimes ill myself, do very much annoy me.


2. People with an inhumane amount of friends


I myself have just over 300 friends online. Some of them I don't even consider real friends, rather acquaintances. This number fluctuates as I add and delete people from my friends list who I newly meet or feel no need for. So in seeing people with over 1000 friends on the social network it makes me wonder - "how many of these 1000 people are actually your friends?" Most likely less than a half in most cases. The record out of my friends is 1970, and it's probably gone up by a few more since I last checked. Completely ludicrous.


1. People who randomly add you as a friend


I hate this. It's my number one bane of Facebook and that's why it's at number one on my list. Often, I'll receive an add from a seemingly unknown person. Upon asking who they are, they reply with "just a random add". Well, then I'm obviously not your 'friend'. Now fuck off.

Check out my new list: Top 10 - Other ways people annoy me on Facebook.


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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Top 10 - Old school children's television programmes

Back in the late 90s and early 2000s I was at that sort of age where television takes centre stage in your life. School isn't really too demanding, there's hardly any homework and everything falls nicely into place for you. At home, it's all about that box in your living room that emits the childhood gold that you thrive upon. Wake up, television, school, television, tea, television, sleep. It's a running cycle, and one that went on for me for around four or five years as a kid. So back when I was younger, and probably many of you reading this were younger, there were a few shows which still to this day live in the memory. Here's my top 10!


10. Arthur

Hey, what a wonderful kind of day. Where you can learn to work and play, and get along with each other. Those lyrics from Arthur's theme song still flow through my mind every time I think of Arthur - a cross between a human and some kind of rodent. His best friend was a rabbit for carrots sake! This show was a cult hit with children across the nation, often being shown straight after school. Prime time for TV savvy youngsters.


9. Kenan and Kel

Nickelodeon's saving grace. Kenan and Kel, from what I remember, revolved around the lives of two idiotic teenagers in pursuit of Orange Soda. I believe it was Kel who particularly liked the beverage in question. Reminiscing the restaurant episode, in which characters were continually locked in the freezer room due to the door only opening from one side sends shivers... I mean laughter down my spine. That's two jokes pulled already. I'm on a roll!


8. Bodger and Badger

I generally think the theme tune is the only thing I distinctly remember about that show. It was definitely a particularly in depth and intricate jingle. The show's title repeated several times, followed by same dopey voice crying 'na na, na na na.' Spectacular! There was also a mouse who (you guessed it) was called mousey and the title character of a badger called urm... Badger. Yes that's right, of course. Oh, and then there was his human ally Bodger; who from the looks of it, was a live action incarnation of Shaggy out of Scooby Doo. Rice pudding or custard was also one of the main themes, I think. So all in all, a great show.


7. Rugrats

The story of a group of small children living life to the full. This long running programme was one of my favourites as a kid, never once failing to rouse some sort of interest. Just a well rounded show I guess. So this time, I'm not going to be throwing my bottle out of the pram. This one's a keeper.


6. Digimon

Being a boy, I personally probably think that this was the television show of my childhood. A fantasy world, one big adventure, a group of characters I wanted to aspire to and hundreds of digivolving monsters. Life doesn't get much better than that for a hyperactive 8 year old kid. The show blew me away at the time. But on reflection, it was a less successful take on similar programmes before it and not everyone agreed with me at the time that Digimon were the best.


5. Dexter's Laboratory

Everyone loved this programme. I think I just spent too long in my room trying to find the secret button which would take me to my own laboratory. Thankfully, I didn't have an annoying little sister cocking things up all of the time. So you win some, you lose some.


4. The Powerpuff Girls

How many boys can generally say that at one point in their life 'The Powerpuff Girls' weren't their guilty pleasure? Not many, I bet. There were also some top class evil villains in this one. Mojo Jojo, the banjo playing pink furry thing and that camp devil to name just a few. Cartoon Network pulled out something unique with this show. Not only did they tap into the girl's imaginations with female protagonists, they kept it appealing to the boys with fighting and bad guys. Now everyone's happy.


3. Chucklevision

To me, to you. To me, to you. To me, to you. Not much more is really needed, they were legends in their own special way. So if you don't know who the Chuckle Brothers are, you should be crying yourself to sleep every night. Anyway, you need to pass it back to me again so that I can get on with the countdown. Thanks.


2. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

You don't get more kick-ass than these bad boys. There was five of them, varying in stereotypical colours according to the gender of the character. The girls being pink and yellow, typically. And the boys - red, blue and black I think. Then to make it even more complicated for us, a few special characters would pop up every so often to complete the spectrum. The cool thing for kids at the time was the fact they all had a robotic dinosaur each. Who funded the Power Rangers? If not the government, that big blue face I bet. I think he was called Zordon. Anyway, all of those smaller robots could combine into a huge one. When you're five, you live to see a massive robot taking to the streets and knocking ten barrels out of an oversized mutant alien. And that happened every episode! No wonder I loved it.


1. Pokémon

Number one couldn't really have been anything else. And when I say Pokémon, I mean the original 150 - because I'm retro like that. Pokémon determined some children's lives for years on end during my childhood. The trading cards simply made the show stronger, with the whole world embracing Poké-madness. It was the epitome of cool and you weren't cool if you didn't like Pokémon. Thankfully I've grown out of the things now, and it would probably work the opposite way if anyone were to still like imaginary cartoon creatures at my age. Anyway,  Pokémon at the top spot. You must have seen that one coming. They're bigger than God!


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Thursday, 24 February 2011

The growth of the mobile phone - An insight

It is now, in the modern day, one of the near essentials of life to carry around a mobile phone. The development of the technology progresses on a year by year basis, producing gadgets more revolutionary each time. But how has this concept come about? Mobile phones surely didn't just pop up out of nowhere? So to show you how they started and how they became what they are now; I will be taking you on a trip down memory lane, picking up on the phones that marked major turning points for the industry.


Motorola DynaTAC 8000X


I will start your journey with the first ever true mobile phone - the Motorola DynaTAC 8000X. Trialed as early as 1981 in the United States, the 8000X was an example of the 'First Generation' (or '1G') in mobile phone technology - running on a cellular network. It was a brick of a phone, asking a lot of its status as mobile.


2G Phones


In the early 1990's, the second generation in mobile phones arrived. These presented digital connectivity, as opposed to the old analogue technology used in first generation models. This allowed for capabilities such as voice services and text messaging. But most importantly; this wave of phones were much more mobile, due to lower radio signals needing less power to make calls. 2G phones were the base for more modern handsets to be developed from.


Nokia 3210

Released in 1999 and one of the most popular and successful phones in history, the 3210 sold 160 million units worldwide. It elaborated on 2G technology, featuring an internal antenna which left behind previous phone's unsightly aerials. Also including: a changeable cover, customisable ring tones and a slim-line design - its popularity was phenomenal. The 3210 was a real bench mark for the development of mobile phones and set standards which weren't met for at least a couple of years after its release.


NTT DoCoMo 505i

After the 3210, Nokia and other large manufacturers began to ship out more modern versions of their handsets. These new versions brought forward similar features, but with two big differences - one being colour screens and the other, a camera. Although this is true, these cameras were only a very basic VGA quality. Then, in 2003, along came NTT with the first ever mobile phone featuring a mega-pixel camera. 1.3 mega-pixels to be exact. Although this sounds basic in the modern world, this technology was sophisticated enough to rival some digital cameras of the time. NTT were soon never to be heard of again as bigger manufacturers quickly snapped up the mega-pixel madness.

3G Phones

As expectations began to increase regarding mobile phones after the turn of the century, the internet also began to grow at an alarming rate. So, with that in mind, manufacturers began to produce the third generation in phones (3G). The term 3G has now come to denote the internet and with this new technology, people could now make video calls to their friends in other places and access the internet through their mobile phones. Imagine that? Sitting on the toilet while surfing the web. Amazing!

Sony Ericsson W800i

Now that people had most of their best interests catered for in their phone, music was the next summit to mount for developers. Although music players had been tried and tested for a couple of years before 2006 on mobile phones, no handsets were specifically designed for musical capabilities. Then in that same year Sony Ericsson, who were probably the biggest manufacturer at the time, released their first Walkman phone - the W800i. As well as having all of the latest features, it included a music player chiselled from Sony's already successful and dedicated Walkman range. This spawned many more similar phones as Sony Ericsson attempted to fine tune their musical application.


Apple iphone

Apple's reign of technological achievement soon set its beady eyes on the mobile phone market. With the iphone, the developers were seeking to blow all other phone companies out of the water. And I think they might just have achieved it. With a huge build up and months of anticipation, the iphone was released in Summer 2007. It marked the birth of the smart phone and worked solely to provide for itself, springing up things such as the app store - made specifically for Apple. It also boasted a touch screen, one of the first phones to do so in the modern market. The years following its release gave birth to three new models: the iphone 3G, 3GS and 4. These models filled in the flaws of previous handsets, creating a more definitive experience for consumers.

Samsung i8510 INNOV8

No manufacturers managed to successfully compete with the iphone following its release. Thankfully, its only drawback was its pricing, so some consumers turned to other alternatives. These included smart phones with the Symbian operating system, allowing for a more developed handset. One of the front runners in the stint of Symbian technology was Samsung, who introduced their i8510 model at the end of 2008. This was the first phone to offer an 8 mega-pixel camera and featured a staggering 16GB of internal memory - pretty impressive in comparison to rivalling models. The i8510 was just one of many Symbian phones released by manufacturers, with some handsets still being produced with the operating system today.


Android Phones

Now, Apple have to watch their backs because of the newly emerging Android operating system powered by Google. And who else but Google could mount an assault against the iphone? Many manufacturers have taken to the technology, including: Samsung, HTC, Sony Ericcson and Motorola. These devices now work alongside each other through the market in healthy competition, as the likes of the Samsung Galaxy S and HTC Desire challenge the iphone 4.



Phones are now starting to introduce gaming and 3D technology, whilst attempting to branch further out into the entertainment industry. So what will happen after that? Who knows...